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Joke of the Day

"At last, I finally got around to watching the new episode of ""Doctor Who"" ... ... it was about time."

"Roses are red and sometimes they're thorny, when I think of you, I get really ..............."

"What does stormtrooper armor protect against, exactly? Knives?"

"The best joke ever... ...Reddit's servers!"

"What's the longest word in the English language? A native Texan saying, ""Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttt."""

"*looks at you in batman voice*"

"There was a pedophile being sought out by the community... Apparently saying ""somebody please think of the children"" was the wrong thing to say."

"So a sheep, a drum, and a snake fall down a hill Ba-dum-tiss"

"When my goldfish starts acting like a jerk I remind him that his bowl is microwave-safe"

"Why don't tornadoes watch Bill O'Reilly on FOXNEWS? -It is a no spin zone"