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Joke of the Day

"I recently rewatched The Lion King and just noticed how many metaphors there were... I guess you can say there was a whole lot of *Simba*-lism."

"Interviewer: Where did you receive your education? Me: Yale Interviewer: Wow! When did you graduate? Me: I yust got out in Yuly"

"What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean? I didn't pay 50 bucks to have a garbanzo bean on me."

"Would a cosplay of the Hunchback of Notre Dame be called... ... a quasi-Quasimodo?"

"Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations."

"Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean? I've never had a lima bean on my face."

"My local Greek restaurant just started serving tacos and burritos.... I tried it earlier today and it turns out it's plain old Greecey Mexican food."

"Why is a change machine easy to understand? It makes cents."

"Human confrontation has gone from face-to-face to phone call to email to text to :/."

"Why is leather armor best for sneaking? It's literally made of hide."