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Joke of the Day

"Why did the mathematician ignore the tan lady on the beach? He was too concerned with the tan gent."

"What is the rain's favorite medieval reenactment? Storming a castle."

"How can you tell you are in a math teacher's garden? All the trees have square roots."

"With Trump and Hillary being the candidates, I think we know who will win... Dave."

"Nothing waters down the word ""ultimate"" like ultimate frisbee."

"Equality. Why is it that a girl with big boobs can work at hooters, but a guy with one leg can't work at I-HOP?"

"Why isn't energy made of atoms? It doesn't matter (go ahead and down vote :P)"

"Hey guys let me know if you figure out a way for me to rt myself. Some of these are pretty great."

"What do you call a whore with a runny nose? Full."

"How many French people need to defend Paris? It isn't known, never tried."