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Joke of the Day

"I'm sure I didn't invent this joke, but i thought of it myself. What do you call a dog/ octopus hybrid? A Dog-opus! What about a cat/ octopus hybrid? an Octo-puss... buddum tiss*"

"You know, living away from my parents really makes me realize how much I need a dishwasher that's also a really good chef"

"What does Mr. T say when he walks into a buffet? I pity the full!"

"Why are football grounds odd ? Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits !"

"why did the scarecrow get a promotion? he was out-standing in his field."

"What did the ghost say to the other ghost at the Halloween party? Let's get sheet-faced!"

"My girlfriend called me a pedophile That's a big word for a 12 year old"

"Our culture is like a fungus. It's fucking disgusting but it grows on you."

"Cowboys are in the playoffs and gas is under $2 Is this the 90's?"

"What type of porn do vampires watch? Fangbang."