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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black? A glimmer of hope"
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"Youtube is the only place where you'll find people arguing about religion in the comments of a snowboarding video."
"I was attacked at a birthday party by a Mexican man with a baseball bat. Thankfully he was blindfolded and extremely dizzy."
"The only time honesty isn't the best policy is when speaking to an Apple employee at the Genius Bar."
"""A weekend wasted isn't a wasted weekend."""
"Alex: A ship that has sunk What is my relationship? Alex: No sorry tha- [glares at wife] I'll take YOU RUINED MY LIFE KAREN for $800 Alex"
"That incessant, monotonous football is really ruining my enjoyment of the vuvuzelas."
"Be that Shopping Cart with the bad wheel. Go in your own direction no matter how hard someone try's to push you in theirs."
"Don't break anybody's heart, they have only one........ Break their bones, they have 206."
"How can you spot a Jewish Pedofile? He's the guy in the creepy van rolling up to kids and asking ""Hey kids, you want to buy some candy?"""