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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black? A glimmer of hope"
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"Knock Knock Knock knock Who's there? Daisy Daisy who? DAISY ME ROLLING, THEY HATING"
"What are a redneck's last two words before dying ? WATCH THIS !"
"I made a deposit at the sperm bank last night. She really hates it when I call her that though."
"I'm ready to be a father now that I've successfully fed a goldfish for a week-he's so happy, he's relaxing & floating on his back...wait..."
"Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason."
"Blind dates are the best because they can't see me stealing all of the food from their plate"
"How many Vietnam Vets will it take to change a ligh...nevermind, man! You wouldn't understand cuz you weren't there, man!"
"No Grandma, ""sausage fest"" is not a new special breakfast at IHOP"
"McDonalds actually does serve breakfast after 10:30 if u have a gun"