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Joke of the Day

"You gotta wet it first, doesn't work dry. The wetter the better. -whistling you perverts"

"Q: Why did the pacifist /b/tard try to calm everyone down? **A:** He did it for the *lullz*"

"Nothing says "" My divorce didn't go as planned "" quite like the guy with grocery bags hanging on the sides of his bicycles handlebars"

"If life has taught me anything, it's that browser history repeats itself."

"What's the difference between an flautist and a Porsche? Most members of the band haven't been in a Porsche."

"Why did the aligator spit out his lunch? Because it was two years old"

"I went to the doctors the other day. I said ""every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm!"" ""Have you been taking anything for it?"" He asked. ""Yeah, pepper"""

"What did ""O"" said to ""Q""? ""Dude, your *thing* is hanging out"""

"What do you call a gnome that muffs a fairy ? Goblin...."

"Did you hear about Helen Keller's dating life? because I heard she wasn't seeing anyone"