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Joke of the Day

"[on a date] HER: any accomplishments? ME: yeah, i'm an award winning [eyes darting around] award winning [sees a dog] dog... liker HER: awww"

"I opened a door for a girl, but then the crowd flow never stopped so I've been holding this door open for 3 days. Send help."

"There are two ways to keep a marriage happy and without quarrel But nobody knows them"

"It seems Caitlyn Jenner has made her final transition into a woman..By driving like one."

"Knuckle tattoo idea: BORN DEFORMED"

"I used to be a phone sex worker... until I got hearing aids."

"How do you kill a circus clown ? Go for the juggler"

"I have a friend always ready for anything.. his name is Justin Case"

"I like my beer like i like my violence. Domestic.."

"Want to hear a funny presidential joke? Donald Trump."