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Joke of the Day
"It seems Caitlyn Jenner has made her final transition into a woman..By driving like one."
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"What's the difference between the standard alphabet and Christmas alphabet? There's Noel."
"My friend had a funeral for her baby who was killed by a lawnmower... I hope he Rests In Pieces."
"What do you get... Q. What do you get if you cross a large dinosaur with a frog? A. A diplo-croak-us."
"What's the boob of a nun called? Sanctity."
"I just burned 2000 calories. That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven when I take a nap."
"Lent is a holiday invented by the banks to sell more loans"
"The wife and I just got divorced. We split the house.........I got the outside."
"Last night I watched a great U.S. Olympic Trials semifinal match that featured Sylvester Stallone vs Joey Lawrence in a Pronunciation game."
"[under heavy sniper fire] Platoon leader: where's that sniper fire coming from? Me [crying a fair bit]: a big gun with a telescope on it"