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Joke of the Day
"I love to give homemade gifts. Which one of my kids do you want?"
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"Awesome watch I got an awesome watch for my birthday. It was waterproof, shockproof, fireproof, bulletproof, acidproof, childproof & scratchproof. I lost it."
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"I'd like to see a world without plagiarism You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one."
"Somewhere there's a person named Current Resident who has to read every piece of junk mail."
"How does Dracula keep fit? He plays batminton."
"Every spiral staircase should sell a picture of you at the bottom showing how annoyed you looked walking down it."
"An Irishman meets a.... Latvian. No potato. Both die. Is end."
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