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Joke of the Day

"Every spiral staircase should sell a picture of you at the bottom showing how annoyed you looked walking down it."

"A nsfw joke :) what was ass to mouth called in the middle ages? turn the other cheek. (still. its funny :)"

"What street do you put a lesbian restaurant on? Eater Route"

"Baby, give me that couch.. .. cause I need some sectional healing!"

"Parents, you can help end childhood obesity by teaching your kids how to smoke cigarettes."

"I had sex with a waitress and it was terrible. She just wanted the tip."

"Facebook Status: I caught your boyfriend having internet sex with one of my Farmville sheep."

"Kayne and Kim name their new daughter ""North"" I hope there's a perfume coming: ""North"" by North West."

"yes lassie? ""bark"" Timmy's in the well and you pissed in my slippers and you told me about Timmy first so I wouldn't get mad ""bark"" smart"

"Did you hear what that guy said to the Reddit moderator the other day? **[Deleted]**"