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Joke of the Day

"In Pokemon, I never understood why bug types were supereffective against dark types. But then I thought about malaria in Africa and it all made sense."

"Congratulations West Ham The only club named after two things that ISIS hate."

"I get it short people, I get it. Oooops sorry typo, I'll get it short people, I'll get it."

"If this gets 1000 upvotes, my wife and I will try anal... Please don't, her strap on is huge"

"Get in the van! me?...*winks* OK, It will be unpleasant, but worth it- hey! Where are you going?! *jogs after van*"

"Some vampires went to see Dracula. They said ""Drac we want to open a zoo. Have you got any advice?"" ""Yes"" replied Dracula ""have lots of giraffes."""

"the older i get, the more understandable britney's meltdown seems to me"

"How does every racist joke begin? With a quick look around the room."

"""You suck."" ""No, you suck."" ""Really, you suck."" ""Please, you suck."" ""You suck, I insist."" -- Polite vampires."

"A geneticist is having sex... During foreplay, the geneticist's partner kept moaning ""Aug, aug, AUG!"" The geneticist later proclaims, ""I don't know where to start!"""