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Joke of the Day
"How does Dracula keep fit? He plays batminton."
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"What did the polite homosexual man say to another at the bar? Mind if I push your stool in for you?"
"For hire: Unemployed dwarf No job; too small"
"They say a woman deserves a man that looks at her every day like it's the first time he's seen her. It's wrong to promote Alzheimer's."
"Camp Doctor: Your cough sounds better today! Camper: It should I practised all night!"
"I was telling my therapist I keep dreaming that I'm in a helicopter crash He said I've got black hawk down syndrome"
"Q: Why were the Clintonites pushing the BTU Tax? A: Because they could spell it."
"What do you put on big rusty boobs? Double D 40"
"Baby you were beautiful Until your Photoshop 30 days trial expired"
"I've recently been finding myself to be sexually attracted to tall buildings. I guess you could call it a serious Edifice complex."