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Joke of the Day

"I'd like to see a world without plagiarism You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one."

"If the Hulk worked in the produce section of Kroger... would he be a Green Grocer?"

"Everyday I get at least 3 people who follow me and then immediately delete their accounts. proposed theory: My tweets kill people."

"Men are just opposite from guns The smaller the caliber, the bigger the bore"

"Why is it hard dating an astronaut? Because they have space issues."

"My friend was being attacked by a duck I tried to warn him but it only made things worse."

"I caught a lot lizard the other day.... Keeping it in a cage with hot rocks till i figure out what to feed it..."

"I'm stuck in Christmas mass right now and I need some nsfw religious jokes about Christianity in order to make my dad crack. Have any? Help me, I got dragged to this as vice and now we need jokes."

"Dear parents with unattended children they will be given 4 red bulls and a kazoo"

"A Haiku For My Salad: I do not like you You will never be grilled cheese You make my mouth sad"