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"If retards are supposed to be so stupid how come I have never seen one smoking?"
"What do you call a stupid beer? Daft!"
"<--------- This guy can't think of anything to tweet so he's gone & done a cute little arrow & pointed it at his Avi with a funny comment."
"How do cows do math? A cow-culator. haha haha ha ... ok, I'll leave."
"My iPhone auto-corrected ""wish you were here"" to ""wish you were beer"" and I sent it anyways."
"Venice, Italy What do you get from a frisky, naked old Venetian man who can't get it up and has difficulty walking? Canal."
"How does the Catholic Church make their holy water? They boil the hell out of it."
"Did you hear about the kidnapping in the park ? They woke him up."
"What do you call a room full of Amish prostitutes? A furry fish market."