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Joke of the Day
"How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up behind it"
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"Uuhhhhckkk. Pants are the worst."
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"I can't handle the pressure of competitions. Even in eating races I choke!"
"Fuck. My iPhone added a g to ""sayin'"" and now my black friends think I'm lame."
"What do you call a lazy lizard? A procrastigator."
"What do you call two gay Irish men? Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick"