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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a female android? Synthia Lmao"
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"Q. Why should you never order the T-bone in an Alaskan restaurant? Because it might be a moose steak."
"What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Smack that bitch and tell her to get back to work."
"How does the vicar explore the Internet? With the church mouse."
"The other day a Swedish man called me a racist and a believer of stereotypes... So Ikea'd his car."
"Hey UK! You're looking great! Have you lost a few pounds?"
"Not joke Teacher :What is the difference man & woman ? Pupil :Sir, in overtime ,overdose & overhead ,man shouts and woman sobs"
"why do people keep putting flag overlays on their avatar when tragedies happen? like i've seen it happen with france, brussels, gay marriage"
"moms outraged over new ninja turtels movie. ""theres too much violence"" says one mom. says another ""they r named after guys who sculpt butts"""
"What is the difference between homeless and vodka? Vodka does not freeze"