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"[NSFW] What starts with an R and ends with a sentence? Rape"
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"My ""go to"" zoo joke I tell this to my wife and kids every time we go to a zoo... Q. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? A. Elephino"
"Common sense Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don't have eyes"
"Just a taste... Lemme kiss that newborn so I know what the inside of your wife tastes like."
"Any time someone tells you they're ""about 20 minutes away"" they're lying. They haven't left yet."
"Drake the type of nigga to get a wanted star in Grand Theft Auto, drive to the police station and turn himself in."
"If TGIF means ""Thank God It's Friday"" Does SHIT mean ""So Happy It's Tuesday?"""
"Adam gave Sally 3 flowers and 1 stuffed animal. Kristen gave Sally 5 flowers and 2 stuffed animals. What does Sally have? cancer."
"Why isn't Cindy spelled Sindie? Whoever caid C makes an S cound was ctupid."
"Retarded people They shouldn't even exist"