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Joke of the Day

"I can't believe this guy took time away from his busy schedule of commenting on YouTube videos to make my McDonald's order wrong."

"I was laughing at these nerds for wearing their backpack over two shoulders instead of one, and they got so mad they jumped out of the plane"

"There was a black out in my neighborhood last night. The police told us to stay inside until they shot him."

"What do you call a manic bear? A bipolar bear."

"You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That's common sense leaving your body."

"What does a blonde do when her computer freezes? She puts in in the microwave."

"English is difficult to learn. It can be taught through tough thorough thought, though."

"What shakes at the bottom of the ocean? A nervous wreck."

"Cigarettes are like Squirrels... They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire"

"The boss enters the office and asks his underling.. ..""what's the name of the asian punctual co-worker?"" ""Tai Ming, Sir."""