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Joke of the Day

"What shakes at the bottom of the ocean? A nervous wreck."

"Santa Hates Blonds Why did the blond slap Santa? He kept saying ""Ho Ho Ho"" *dum roll - rim slap*"

"Why did the otter cross the road? To get to the OTTER side!"

"People who peel the entire banana before eating it are the same ones who take off all their clothes to go to the bathroom."

"Would you guys buy Apple's new product for lumberjacks? iWood."

"Fred: You've got a Roman nose. Harry: Like Julius Caesar? Fred: No it's roamin' all over your face."

"Deeper deeper if we're having sex don't tell me ""deeper deeper"". if I could go deeper I would. you don't see me saying ""tighter""."

"What would Donald Trump do if he doesn't win the election? He'll start his own brand of ""Government"""

"My sister had a threesome with two huge pornstars. Now she's not sure if she had a good time or not. Truth is, she's a little torn."

"A lady asked me if I had any gum this morning I replied ""Sorry, I don't have any Extra"""