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Joke of the Day

"I was laughing at these nerds for wearing their backpack over two shoulders instead of one, and they got so mad they jumped out of the plane"

"i just crashed my car in a lane between two houses, owned by mr and mrs ball, and one owned by mr and mrs smith thank god i was dragged out by the smiths"

"Scientists thought they had found a limb of an ancient hominid... but it was just a fossil arm."

"What did Chewy say after episode VII? I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo solo"

"Patient: Oh doctor, I'm just so nervous. This is my first operation. Doctor: Don't worry. Mine too."

"Did you here about the gay midget? He finally came out of the cabinet"

"What did Hitler invest his money in hand sanitizer? It kills 99.9% of Germs."

"Did you hear about the journalist who stumbled upon a campsite murder? She reported it was bloody in-tents!"

"Got fast food so many times this week that when mcd's asked me to pull out front to wait for my order, I was expecting an intervention."

"If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have ? Plenty of milk !"