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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a manic bear? A bipolar bear."

"What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games? An ex-boxer."

"I was going to make a scene when they told me I couldn't join the Easter Egg hunt... ...instead I just left without a Peep."

"Did you hear that the guy who invented predictive text has died. His funfair is next sundial."

"I once knew a girl called Inertia.... ....but I could never get her going!"

"One of my personalities goes to the grocery store and buys healthy food... Now, I can't find anything to eat in the fridge."

"I met a really unfriendly Christian outside the church the other day. Told me to call him Mr Bale and shut the fuck up during filming."

"Wouldn't it be great if twitter had a roped off VIP section where celebrities could keep their boring tweets to themselves?"

"Me and my twin brother are always finishing each others sentences. The prison wardens are none the wiser."

"Why I Could Never Be Gay As A Man. NSFW I could never fuck something i respect."