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Joke of the Day
"Why does Russia not celebrate Thanksgiving? Because they hate Turkey"
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"My phone won't let me be depressed. It autocorrected :( to :)"
"""Grandma why don't you drink tea anymore?"" ""I don't like it ever since that tea bag got stuck in my throat."""
"Becoming a vegetarian Is a big missed steak"
"Before I had kids I never really reflected on life's little mysteries. For example, why is my toothbrush under the couch?"
"Remember: no matter how bad your situation and how hopeless you feel there is always someone doing way better than you"
"Another way to get laid easily? Get a degree in journalism and become a game journalist."
"A man enters a pun contest... He writes down 10 puns and puts them into a hat thinking at least one of them would win. Sadly, no pun in 10 did."
"My poem I dig... You dig... We dig... He digs... She digs... They dig... Now it's not a very beautiful poem, but it's quite deep"
"I was reading about two ships that collided at sea. One was carrying red paint and the other blue paint and all the sailors were marooned."