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Joke of the Day

"""What should we put in the middle of this mall?"" How bout some chairs? ""That idea sucks"" A little pond to throw money in? ""Oh hell yeah"""

"Why do Chinese knights have a low rate of survival? They all have chinks in their armor."

"What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. "

"Girls call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor."

"What do you call a black man in a ghetto walking around with a boombox on his shoulders? A stereotype"

"What vegetable likes to party? A turn-up"

"Condoms are all reusable. you just gotta shake the fuck out of them first."

"Making a business call while sexting is surprisingly difficult. Mmm yes, baby, suck my purchase order."

"A shitty geometry joke What do you call a fancy bisexual scottish cane? An anglo biscepter"