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Joke of the Day

"Do you have a little Irish in you? Well... Would you like some?"

"I don't know if koala bears are cute or ugly. Its like, get a nose job and then we'll talk."

"A thief stole my gate the other day, but I didn't report him I was afraid he might take a fence"

"We had a pop quiz in culinary school today. It was a piece of cake."

"How is your job and your wife different? I don't mind telling work the other jobs I've done"

"What do errant Jewish golfers shout? Three ninety eight!"

"I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going."

"[Biblical Times] God: oh shit Angel: what? God: I just realized I've been leaning on the frog button."

"I wanted to start my vegan diet but apparently cannibalism is frowned upon."

"I told my husband he really should stop masturbating. ""Why?"", he asked ""Because you're making this dinner party REALLY uncomfortable for our guests."""