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Joke of the Day

"A cow stumbled upon a marijuana field about to get harvested. It quickly turned into a high steak situation. haha?"

"2 hr flight, better buy 8 lbs of fruit and nut mix."

"""This ice bucket challenge is really contributing to California's drought"" I said as i skipped into Raging Waters"

"What kind of medicine do bears take? Bayer Asprin"

"What is the most recycled joke that keeps getting used? Your mom."

"I asked a beautiful homeless girl if I could taker her home with me. She said, ""Yes!"" With a big smile... But that quickly changed when I walked away with the cardboard box that she lived in."

"What's a martini's favorite garnish? Olive 'em!"

"Incest It's all relative."

"You know the difference between 2 dicks and a joke is? You can't take a joke."

"Foreign Aid: The transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries."