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Joke of the Day

"Bad puns are the best puns How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire? He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*."

"Knowledge is knowing that papers are best written with alcohol and edited with caffeine. Wisdom is realizing that this does not make a Jagerbomb a study tool"

"What did the sadist do to the masochist? nothing."

"Heard of the man who banged an ATM? He came into a lot of money"

"I don't blame pedophiles all the time, After all, there's a child in all of us."

"I was told a good joke at a New Year party... Hillary Clinton"

"What's the problem with radioactive underpants? Chernobyl fall out.."

"Why did the chicken cross the road?... It chickened out. (Sorry if repost) (Also, first post so be nice :) )"

"What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter? Camenbert"

"My friend left his job at a nut factory... Cause they paid him peanuts..."