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Joke of the Day
"My friend left his job at a nut factory... Cause they paid him peanuts..."
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"So, did you hear what Lateesha get on her SATs? Barbecue sauce."
"What Do You See When Pillsbury Doughboy Bends Over? Donuts"
"Before I go to bed, I like to take a bath and than listen to Single Ladies. Its my own Bed, Bath and Beyonce."
"Everyone is making end of the world jokes like there's no tomorrow. :O"
"Are you celebrating Chinese New Year, gurrrl? Cuz I'd like to go home from the baa and ram ewe."
"What's a frog's favorite pass-time on the internet? (Sorry if this is a re-post.) Reeeedit *(Say/think it in a frog voice!)*"
"The best jokes are the ones you have to explain. It's funny because the best jokes are the ones you *don't* have to explain."
"Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead."
"Weight discrimination and fat-shaming are a real problem in our society. Do you know what the worst source of fat-shaming is? A mirror."