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Joke of the Day
"My friend left his job at a nut factory... Cause they paid him peanuts..."
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"My 4 year old niece's unintentional dirty joke. Why did the fan blow itself? Because it was turned on!"
"What do you say to your girlfriend with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice."
"I am completely outraged by JJ Abrahms saying the next Star Wars will have an openly gay character in his science fiction franchise Star wars is Science Fantasy, not Science Fiction"
"Dear Milk of Magnesia manufacturers: Please add : 'Don't trust a fart' to your side effects label. kthanksbye"
"Which burger is famous for a long nose? Cyrano de Burgerac!"
"Why is it never hot in churches? Because it's prayer conditioned. I'll leave now...."
"Why did Russia lose the race? Because it was Stalin! edit: Sorry! Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them."
"I'm out of coffee until tomorrow, but I just saw three squirrels doing it together so I guess my Monday's balancing out pretty well."
"USA has 9/11, France has 11/13, and Israel has? 24/7"