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Joke of the Day

"What did the sadist do to the masochist? nothing."

"He stole my heart, so I stole his last name. Is the slogan of a very famous body parts and new ID shop in Mexico."

"When sitting in traffic behind a good looking gal, ill rear-end her gently to see if I can ignite a romantic comedy."

"The human body is 70% water and 30% land"

"I know a lot about jokes about unemployed people But they never work"

"What do you call a bagel that can fly? a plain bagel."

"What's the fat person's favourite football club? KFC."

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? Carrot!"

"Why isn't a dime worth as much today as it used to be? Because the dimes (times) have changed."

"My city has been putting in tons of toll booths. Yesterday I had to pay ten cents before they'd let me pass through an intersection! At least I was able to turn on a dime."