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Joke of the Day
"Heard of the man who banged an ATM? He came into a lot of money"
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"I've concluded English is my phone's second language. It's the only explanation for all the bizarre autocorrects and typos that plague me."
"snow ice or cold puns I wanted to see everybody's best ice snow or cold puns,"
"I can't stand cripple jokes"
"Knock, knock"
"Friends don't let friends drive drunk but I don't want them staying at my house And that's why Uber was created"
"Perfect timing! This lined up perfectly couldn't resist! http://imgur.com/zR7wcds"
"What do porn viewers and Donald Trump have in common? They ctrl+alt+delete the history thru don't want anyone to find"
"Ugly is such an ugly word. If you must describe me I'd prefer if you used the term ""handsomely-challenged"""
"Policeman: Why are you driving that car in circles? Driver: I was just going for a little spin."