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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-o-puss"
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"Just updated my resume. Changed 'ambitious' to 'am-no-longer-bitious'."
"What did they give the guy who invented the doorknocker? A no-bell prize"
"My ex got me arrested cause i used to sit outside her house all day. She thought i was stalking her but i wasn't, i just had her WiFi code."
"Try some Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Stevie Wonder! They have ""the taste you can s- ... taste."""
"Insurance costs are so outrageous the only healthcare most Americans can afford is from Dr. Pepper."
"It turns out that 3 is the amount of times you can suck on your dentist's finger before she stops believing that you're doing it accidentally."
"Friends and lovers may come and go but allergies are forever."
"What do you call a midget Mexican? A paragraph, because he's too short to be an essay!!!"
"I'm bored Think I will go to the mall, find a great parking spot and sit in my car with my reverse lights on."