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Joke of the Day
"Try some Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Stevie Wonder! They have ""the taste you can s- ... taste."""
Next Joke
"What does a pig use to write his term papers with? Pen and Oink!"
"I searched in Google ""How do I know if my wife is a witch"". You could've just asked me! - she yelled from the kitchen."
"Ever since the news came out about Samsung.... Their phones have been blowing up."
"What did Kris Kross tell the nervous paratrooper? ""Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing."""
"One day I'll pretend to be gay. I'll make lots of female friends, gain their trust. Become their confidant, and when they least expected...BAAM!!! I'll fuck their boyfriends"
"If the pensieve from Harry Potter could think... It would be thoughtful."
"What are condoms? Something your worthless fuckup of a father couldn't afford."
"I'm one step away from being rich All I need now is money"
"Did you hear about the prank these guys pulled on Hitler? When Hitler found out, he was fuhrer-ious."