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Joke of the Day
"Just updated my resume. Changed 'ambitious' to 'am-no-longer-bitious'."
Next Joke
"What's the best thing to come out of Oklahoma? Southbound 35."
"What do you get when you cross a gangster and a serial killer? Murdered. (If you don't get it: ""cross"" can mean ""betray"")"
"Interesting Fact: By the year 2020 all actors on American TV shows will be Australian."
"Holland break FIFA rules by accidentally scoring against Brazil"
"Why don't you put eggs in a microwave? Because they eggsplode. :D"
"My Pet Mouse Elvis Died Today He got caught in a trap."
"Why do birds fly south for the winter? Because it's too far to walk"
"HER: I hate you ME: Hate is such a strong word [cut to hate benching 300 lbs] HATE: *whispering* I will be the strongest word ever"
"The best thing about having a penis is .. Sharing it with people who don't have one :P"