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Joke of the Day
"I saw two really fat people today talking... Looked like a heavy discussion"
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"A little girl asked her father, ""do all fairy tales begin with 'Once upon a time'? The father replied, ""No, some begin with - If I am elected."";"
"Why did the Jews wander in the wilderness for 40 years? Someone dropped a penny."
"I put the ""native"" in descriminative... Wait, that's not good."
"Survey abt anal They did a survey to see what people thought about anal. It was split down the middle."