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Joke of the Day

"Saw this one in my maths class Student: Sir I'm cold! Teacher: Go and stand in the corner then. Student: Why would I do that? Teacher: Because it's 90 degrees over there."

"They say that every 2 out of 3 people live next to a pedophile Not me. I live next to two guys who keep reposting a century-old joke"

"Whats the difference between a hormone and an enzyme??? You can't hear an enzyme, but you can hear a hormone."

"There's a really annoying moth in my room. It's been on my Silence of the Lambs poster for ages now."

"A good time I met a girl at the bar and she said she'd show me a good time. So we went outside, and she ran the 100 meter dash in 10.53 seconds."

"What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A unemployed male college graduate."

"I used to think porn stars got paid alot it turns out they've been getting shafted"

"Women never listen properly Wife: I lost my keys Man: Its in your jeans Wife: Dont drag my family into this."

"What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? I don't fuck my sandwiches before I eat them."

"Woke up 4 times to pee last night And each time only a little came out, my night of sleep was piss-poor"