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Joke of the Day

"Survey abt anal They did a survey to see what people thought about anal. It was split down the middle."

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"So I brought a girl home from the bar last night... When we got to bed, she said ""Give me twelve inches and make me bleed!"" So I fucked her twice and punched her in the face."
"Violinists are so brave. They fret not."
"Why are the Panama Leaks so important, anyways? I mean that canal fucking sucks, so who cares."
"I don't know who this Rorschach guy is but..... Why does he keep drawing pictures of my parents fighting?"
"How long does it take a black woman to take out the trash? 9 months."
"April Fools Day The one day out of the year where all of reddit becomes /r/nottheonion"
"I like my women how I like my steak.... Pink in the middle and not bloody. *I'll see myself out*"
"Dating is basically lying to women about how you like to travel."
"Are you a black hole? Because when I see you my legs get all *spaghettified*. *Courtesy of my friend*"
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