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Joke of the Day
"Why did the geologist get divorced? He took his wife for granite."
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"What do you call a Poor Stripper? Ugly."
"My dad finally left me a voicemail where he didn't introduce himself. I think we're getting closer."
"I hate people who make cancer jokes. They have no sense of tumor."
"You guys hear the one about the little French pig? It cried Oui Oui Oui all the way home."
"What do you get if you watch the Blind Side backwards? Oher's NFL career"
"Did you park the car in the garage? Wife arrives back home. Husband asks her: ""Did you park the car in the garage?"" She responds: ""Partly"""
"How Much Wood Would a Woodchuck Chuck if a Woodchuck Could Chuck Norris? *All of it.* *All of the wood.*"
"The 1st to apologize is the bravest. The 1st to forgive, the strongest. The 1st to forget, the happiest.nnThe first to kill the other, WINS."
"BIack friend asked me if there was a colored printer in the library I said its 2014 man you can use what ever printer you want."