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Joke of the Day

"Why are redneck murder cases the hardest to solve? Because all the DNA matches and there are no dental records."

"Dear Coworker, If I'm nodding my head & smiling at everything you've said, this means I'm fantasizing about getting banged by David Beckham."

"Being a gentleman never goes out of style."

"What's worse than putting the punchline in the title?"

"What's white on top and black at the bottom? Society"

"Tickling my girlfriend and having sex with my girlfriend are kind of the same thing. She is always laughing at me and telling me to stop"

"What literary genre is Frozen? Bildungsnowman. (OC)"

"What is trust? Two cannibals giving each other a blowjob."

"Aww, you ""only wish the best for your exes?"" That's cool, I lie about things too."

"My wife woke up this morning with a HUGE smile on her face! I love Sharpie markers."