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Joke of the Day
"What literary genre is Frozen? Bildungsnowman. (OC)"
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"Apparently, the serving size for Oreos is ""until you feel gross."""
"Snow White actually hallucinated the Seven Dwarves the whole time. She was a high hoe."
"I met a guy yesterday who told me he worked as a limb stretcher. Turns out the bastard was pulling my leg."
"What's denser than a feminist? Water. . . . . Water is denser than fat"
"Workin hard. Putting my nose to the grindstone. Grinding away that nose. Barely any nose left now. Whole face messed up. Due for a promotion"
"Why the musician sold his computer... Not enough gigs."
"Why can't gingers run? Because they have no soles"
"Me: I baked cookies! Who's the best Mom ever? Son: Oprah! Me: Gimme the damn cookies back! Son: See? Oprah GIVES, she doesn't take!"
"RISE & SHINE ** Q: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish? A: Every morning you'll rise and shine!**"