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Joke of the Day

"Dear Coworker, If I'm nodding my head & smiling at everything you've said, this means I'm fantasizing about getting banged by David Beckham."

"Yo momma so fat, the closer you get to her, the slower time passes for you in relation to an observer outside her gravitational pull."

"""Jessica wasn't usually dead. So when we found her dead we immediately knew something was wrong."" -Investigation Discovery"

"Not a Latvian joke Lost job and no money for buy potato. Also is cold. Regret immigrate to Detroit."

"Did you hear about the cowboy who wore a hat made of paper towels? He had a bounty on his head."

"A joke about my girlfriend"

"So I saw my mother-in-law getting beaten up by six guys ""Aren't you going to do something?"" My wife asked. ""Nah, six should be enough."" (Les Dawson)"

"My password is my pussy Because apparently my dick isn't long enough"

"Where did the little Japanese girl go when the little boy dropped by? Everywhere."

"The birth of my own children didn't bring me half the joy many of you seem to experience when you point out my misspellings."