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Joke of the Day
"What's white on top and black at the bottom? Society"
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"I hope someone I hate hears their first Christmas song this year in October."
"Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because he was Trans-Chicken"
"[holding an acorn] ""do you still love me?"" Wife yells outside- ""that's not even the same squirrel as yesterday!"" ""Shaddup you!"""
"What do you call a practice exercise preparing for the possibility of observing hole-making tools undergoing a military parade? Drill drill drill."
"The best way to respond to a limp handshake is to tickle their palm with your middle finger"
"Nowadays People know the price of everything, But the value of nothing."
"What did the mermaid wear to her math class? An algae bra."
"If you're not part of the solution, you're either a solid or a gas."
"Going on the Obama diet... Putin will eat my lunch everyday..."