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Joke of the Day
"With all this uranium on Reddit, we should remember not to swallow any. You'll get atomic ache"
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"Hi, Faithbook! itfs Mike Tyson"
"[Date] Her: Any hobbies? Me: Monging mostly. Her: Huh? Me: I'm a monger Her: Huh? Me: Iron, fish, war... You name it -- I'll monger it"
"Modern art.. I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art? I beg your pardon sir, that is a mirror!"
"I woke up because of birds chirping.nI wish I had wings too.nI would fly to each of these birds & choke them one by one. n6 am is too early."
"What do you call an orphan named Rose? Self-raising flour"
"I swear to god if my girlfriend calls me immature one more time... She's never getting her nose back."
"My kleptomania has always been a challenge, but stealing from this bakery really takes the cake."
"Him: Let's play ""show me your binky."" Me: Hey Father, this is a fucked up confession. Can't I just say a Hail Mary?"
"What did Chuck Norris told his father when he left home for college? You are the man of the house now."