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Joke of the Day

"There is a woman on this plane going on vacation with a cat in a carrier. Because cats love surprises, travel, and unfamiliar surroundings."

"me: wow the stars are beautiful gf: omg babe they really are me: u know who else is beautiful? gf: *blushes* who? :3 me: Harambe"

"What is the difference between me and being artistic? The second letter."

"China's number 1 brand of Protein? I-Whey-Whey"

"Lawyers have feelings too.. ...allegedly."

"Where was Hitler sitting? Third from the Reich"

"How can you tell if a turkey is from Germany? By the way it Goebbels"

"You know what I don't get? Jobs."

"What's the hardest part about roller skating?... Telling your dad you're gay."

"What do you bury a Jewish metalhead in? A Moshe pit!"