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Joke of the Day

"When can you tell your waitress is having a bad day? When she has a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pencil."

"How many psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb? No one knows, the findings never replicate."

"What can a lawyer do that a duck can't? Stick his bill up his arse."

"Paul says to Jesus ""Hey man whatcha doing for Passover?"" Jesus says ""Just hanging around."""

"I make weak food puns They're never stroganoff."

"It's cool how when people tell us about their dreams that were the weirdest/most beautiful thing they've ever seen we're like ""UGH BORING"""

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he 8n't afraid to bust out his 9."

"Why is Santa always so jolly? He knows where all the naughty girls are."

"What did the demonic junkie get charged with? Two counts of possession"

"what do you call a lazy kangaroo? a pouch potato"