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Joke of the Day

"I used to love John Deere and Massey Ferguson... but now I'm an ex-tractor fan."

"Did you hear about the Marine Rabbi that travelled the world giving circumcisions? They made a movie about him: American Snipper"

"How do you get a black man out of a tree? Cut the rope."

"Why is a hemiola unfair? Because it's three against two."

"Someone stole my mood ring. I really don't know how I feel about this."

"Dont hit me! Thats whats she said. Bazzinga"

"Financial status: 10 days ago: eating cat food. Today: eating the cat."

"I've never seen squirrels fucking, but they've never seen me fucking either, so we have that in common."

"What do you call an arrogant prisoner walking down the stairs? Condescending. ;)"

"What do Michael Jackson and Mcdonalds have in common? They both stick their meat between 13yo buns."