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Joke of the Day
"Co-worker: What's the difference between astronomy & astrology? Me: Approximately 50-60 IQ points."
Next Joke
"Son, here is a photo of a naked lady. Please identify the following parts: beanplug, malm, The Crow's Eye, underback, velveeta, DataZone"
"How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who are you?"
"""Hey does it smell like I took a shit?"" ah, sulfur so good."
"Every time we take our dog to obedience school I can't help but think about everything that we did wrong when we were training our kids."
"Waiter there's a fly in my custard ! I'll fetch him a spoon sir !"
"Your cough sounds much better this morning? It should. I've been practicing all night!"
"5 year old: Where does wind come from, daddy? Me: It comes from people asking too many questions."
"Why did the console peasant faint at the art gallery There were too many frames"
"What were the founding father's favorite cereals? Chex and Balance"