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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear of the old man that died while masturbating? He had a stroke."
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"What do you call two Mexican guys playing basketball? Juan on Juan."
"this nation needs a monument dedicated to its teens. how about a giant middle finger carved out of a mountainside"
"When do Jews go swimming? When it Israeli hot"
"Tried changing my password to ""14days"" but it was two week"
"I've recently developed a severe phobia of elevators. I'm taking steps to avoid them."
"What do you call someone that likes to show off her ovaries? An eggshibitionist"
"Ask me if I'm a tree. Huh? Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No."
"Don't drop the soap in prison because someone might steal your soap and then you will be ""the dirty guy"" and no one will have sex with you"
"What do you call an astronaut who loves himself? A NASAccist!"