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Joke of the Day

"The last words of an electrician ""Yeah you can turn it on, it is proven."""

"I was appalled to learn about Hitler's uprising. Anne Frankly, I did Nazi that coming."

"Very Punny! Eric is just Derek without a D"

"what am I? I'm owned by every man, though my length differs. Their wives use me after getting married Last Name"

"What happens to illegally parked frogs ? They get toad away."

"Here's a promise - if a scuba shop is within sprinting distance of the ocean and they let me try stuff on I'm not paying for a damn thing."

"The concept of blonde jokes are very simple. Everybody gets it, not the blondes though."

"Why doesn't George R.R Martin use Twitter? Because he killed off all 140 characters."

"If I rule the world first thing I'll do is add a extra day into the weekend right after Saturday.. It will be called Matterday... It won't matter what you do that day"

"Did you hear that Bruce Willis is going to star in a movie where he goes undercover as an elderly nun? It's called Old Habits Die Hard"