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Joke of the Day
"Vodka & Vicodin are the answer. I have no idea what the hell the question was."
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"I had lots of cheese but no crackers... I was cracka-lackin."
"Circumcision jokes are.... ....pointless."
"The speed of light is when you take out a bottle of beer out of the fridge before the light comes on."
"In a perfect world anyone that said they, ""literally died,"" would drop dead on the spot."
"Very sad to hear about Donald Trump. Nothing happened to him I'm just sad to hear about him"
"Magic trick: Take your age, subtract three, now add three. That's your age."
"There's a black guy in my family tree... He's hanging in the backyard."
"What should you do when push comes to shove? Learn to read. The door says ""pull""."
"""if our love was a tweet, i'd fav, RT and 'gram a screen grab, bae."" - modern vows"