81930
Joke of the Day
"My dog just got into a bottle of Tums She is now a basic bitch."
Next Joke
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Biker Barbie ...complete with leathers and tattoos"
"Me: *gets on scale* 5yo: Whoa! That's a lot of points!"
"I blew a speaker in my car today yea, he was motivational speaker, it left a bad taste in my mouth but I've been feeling a lot more positive ever since."
"I like my women like I like my coffee. Easy to have sex with."
"Concussions are like pineapples: what was the question."
"how many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb? Are you kidding? That's a hardware problem!"
"Sucking dick is demeaning De meaning of life"
"A client called in inquiring about a package to Hawaii. After going over all the cost info she asked ""Would it be cheaper to fly to California and then take the train to Hawaii?"""
"TIFU by taking a shower. I wonder if they've noticed it's missing yet?"