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Joke of the Day
"Concussions are like pineapples: what was the question."
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"Whenever I see a happy couple, smiling, giggling, feeding each other food, whispering sweet nothings, very much in love, I just wish I could give them a lie-detector test."
"Three helium atoms walk into a bar HeHeHe"
"The way I see it, the only thing my daughter's little ""boyfriend"" needs to know about me is I ain't afraid to go back to prison."
"What do Orphans get for Christmas? Lonely."
"My friend and I went to a guitar clinic recently. He really seemed to be into it. I guess it struck a chord with him."
"A mathematician was pregnant Her friend asked her: - Boy or girl? - Yes."